You may be thinking to yourself right now, «every guy should read what?». Cosmo. Every guy who is in a relationship or desires to be in a relationship should be reading the magazine that chick love. Cosmo will tell you what women like, what they want, what they talk about, and what they expect from you.
Cosmo is like a dating manual. If you’re a guy trying to date or are in a relationship, how would you like to know what women want? I bet you’d love it. Reading Cosmo will help you know what turns women on and what turns women off. Now, for arguments sake, I know this isn’t exact. But what they say covers the majority. Why do you think so many chicks watch the show «Sex and the City»? It’s because they can relate to what is going on in the show.
Cosmo is like the monthly print version of that show, and all women can relate to the articles, questions, and stories. So you should read it and find out what’s on their mind. When you can find out what they are thinking, what they are wanting, and what they expect of you, you can blow them away! Make them melt!
And how about the entertainment value? Women talk dirty! They are more vulgar when it comes to talking about love, sex and relationships than any guy I know. And since Cosmo’s main audience is women, they write like women talk. Not only will you learn about women and how to be in a relationship with one, but you’ll also get excited reading about sex positions, orgasms, penis size (by the way, you’re probably just average), what they like after sex, first date moves, sexy tricks, how to be intimate, and even how to flatten your tummy and what shoes to where with a sun dress (Ha Ha).
Read Cosmo. Follow along. Pay attention. Get the girl you’ve been wanting or learn to please the one you have. Cosmo will help you in every facet of your relationship. Looking for a great place to go on a date? Covered. Want to try a new sex position and don’t know how to ask? She probably wants to try it too! You can even learn the best way to respond to «Do I look fat in this?» (The correct answer is NOT «Do you look fat in what,? The living room?)
Women are self-conscience just as much as you are. In Cosmo, you’ll be able to find out what she’s insecure about and what you can do to make her feel better about it. You’ll learn what to say and how to say it. And once you can put her at ease, you’re gonna love the way she treats you for it.
So if you’re not reading Cosmo, you’re already a few moves behind. I’m not writing this to promote Cosmo, I’m writing this to bring men closer to their women. Cosmo is just such a perfect example of it. I started reading it a little while ago and was blown away at the language women use. And they think we’re bad!
If you want to engage women, attract them, hold a conversation with them, have sex with them, marry them, or stay married to them, you have to get into their head. And since most of the time they won’t let you in there, you have to seek other methods. And ladies, why is it you won’t let us into your head? Why is it that you can’t be direct? Why do you have to make us guess what you want?
You always ask us questions that there is no right answer to. And so what if I didn’t notice you cut your hair. It was a half an inch for crying out loud! Why the games? I’ll guess I’ll have to keep reading Cosmo to find out!